I Killed Phil

Yep, I killed Phil and cooked him for the kids.

I served him with a really tasty beef gravy.

 It wasn't really Phil but rather a 10 pound meatloaf.

 A couple of the kids screamed when they lifted the lid off of the roaster.  Click for a closer look.

 The biggest challenge was how to lift this beast without breaking him.

I finally let him cool and then lifted him with my hands and laid him on the snow (mashed potatoes)!  I broke his leg but that was okay because he was already dead.  He didn't feel a thing.